t-shirts don't get HP bonuses and damage reduction appears with a -2 penalty. (except for cow t-shirt!)
prerequisite stat for high-level t-shirts will usually be CONVINCE or LISTEN, ie, can you pull off the message it bears? do you *get* the band it namedrops?
| Name | QU | AV | REQS | BONUSES | TRAITS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| old white t-shirt with two gaping claw marks | 0 | 0 | - | - | - |
| distressingly-stretched gray t-shirt | 0 | 0 | - | - | - |
| t-shirt with band logo your friends will mistake for far-right shit | 0 | 0 | - | - | - |
| tight t-shirt for meatheads | 0 | 0 | - | - | - |
| plain black t-shirt spraypainted to say JUNK ART AMATEUR | 0 | 0 | - | - | - |
| faded t-shirt featuring pornographic cartoon characters | 0 | 0 | - | - | naughty |
| t-shirt with the logo of a defunct rollercoaster | 0 | 1 | - | Skill Access +1 | - |
| baffling red t-shirt with "NOT REALLY" written on it | 0 | 1 | - | Hack Pool Maxes +1 | - |
| The Servants of Practical Purpose band t-shirt | 0 | 4 | Convince 2 | Baelie Lore +1, Bonus Damage +1 | - |
| PLACEHOLDERS band t-shirt | 0 | 4 | Listen 2 | Hack Power +1 | - |
| genuine The Awfs tour shirt from 1978 | 0 | 6 | Convince 2, Listen 2 | Max SP +1, Max MP +1 | - |
| Spearmint Tower t-shirt for tourists | 1 | 0 | - | Skill Access +1 | - |
| dark gray Phasti t-shirt with ludicrous gladiator design | 1 | 0 | - | Bonus Damage +1 | - |
| tie-dye t-shirt | 1 | 1 | - | Amp Pool +2 | - |
| t-shirt proclaiming that you "no longer live in the fucking eighties" | 1 | 2 | - | Luck +1 | - |
| green t-shirt with a big cartoon cow | 2 | 1 | - | Damage Reduction +1 | - |
| long-sleeved "Ghosts a-Callin'" t-shirt | 2 | 4 | Listen 2 | Bonus Damage +2, Hack Pool Maxes +2 | - |